I especially like this statement:
"BUYER BEWARE!! SOME PEOPLE MAY TRY TO PAWN OFF A REGULAR, EVERYDAY, PAPER CLIP AS THIS SAME PRODUCT. THEY ARE ALL FULL OF LIES I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 